Author - Herbistry420

Welcome back to 420 jokes part 4 — the fourth installment of Herbistry420’s bite-sized stoner humor series. This one packs 3 fast jokes into under 30 seconds: a...

Here’s a short from the Herbistry420 Jokes series that builds beautifully to its punchline. The setup: a young girl runs to her mom announcing that my monkey is...

Here’s a classic: “What’s the difference between your wife and your job?” The answer to this job vs wife joke is simple — after five years, your...

Out for a walk and feeling good — here’s the she just shaved joke: “My girl gets out of the shower, comes in looking all sexy and says, ‘Baby, guess...

Here’s the wash your toys joke: “You know it’s important to wash your sex toys, right? I mean — this is why priests invented baptism.” Short...

Here’s the buying a race horse joke: “I bought a lottery ticket today — and if I win, I’m going to buy a racehorse and name it My Face. Just so at the...

The nun bus crash joke is a comedy classic. A bus full of nuns crashes and they all arrive at the Pearly Gates together — where Saint Peter is standing at the entrance...

Here’s the door to heaven joke: a young kid asks his dad what’s between mom’s legs. Without missing a beat, the dad says, “That’s the door...

Here’s the birds and babies joke: “If a blackbird has black babies, and a bluebird has blue babies, what kind of bird has no babies? A swallow.” One...

Here’s the what do you want to be joke featuring everyone’s favourite troublemaker: Little Johnny. The teacher asks the class what they want to be when they...