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Herbistry420 – Empowering Minds with Knowledge About Cannabis > Dear Ganja Diary > Dabbing Story Time 1: 5 Reasons Stoned Reading Goes Wrong
dabbing story time 1

Dabbing story time 1 is the episode nobody asked for but everyone needed. In this debut entry of the “Once Upon A Dab” series, Fordee decides to read Go the F to Sleep — one of the most beloved adult parody bedtime books ever written — while absolutely blazed. The result is exactly as dramatic, hilarious, and chaotic as you’d expect from a man who is both very high and very committed to his craft.

What Is Dabbing Story Time?

Dabbing story time is a recurring series on Herbistry420 where Fordee gets stoned and attempts to read books — usually children’s books or parody titles — with full dramatic commitment. The premise is simple: take a heavily infused session, pick up a book, and see what happens. The answer, reliably, is comedy gold.

In dabbing story time 1, the book of choice is Go the F to Sleep by Adam Mansbach — a parody bedtime book written for exhausted parents, not stoned YouTubers. Fordee reads it anyway, and gives it everything he’s got.

Dabbing Story Time 1: 5 Reasons Stoned Reading Goes Wrong

1. You Get Way Too Dramatic

Fordee’s first reaction to seeing the book? “This is going to be challenging.” That’s not someone who’s underprepared — that’s someone who knows exactly how high they are and is committing anyway. The dramatic pauses, the voice inflections, the “I’ll be so dramatic right” moment mid-read — dabbing story time at its finest.

2. Even Simple Books Feel Like Literature

Sober, Go the F to Sleep is a funny 3-minute read. Stoned, every line becomes a profound statement about the human condition. “The windows are dark in the town, child / the whales huddle down in the deep” hits different when you’ve just taken a dab. Fordee delivers it like Shakespeare.

3. You Lose the Plot Almost Immediately

A bedtime story has roughly one plot point: go to sleep. And yet, when you’re high enough, even that feels complex. Following the narrative, maintaining the character voice, remembering which page you’re on — it all becomes an event. Dabbing story time 1 captures this perfectly.

4. The Self-Awareness Is Real

“I’m so high yo” — said mid-story, completely breaking the fourth wall, then immediately jumping back into the reading. That’s the dabbing story time experience: full commitment, zero shame, honest self-awareness. Fordee knows exactly what’s happening and leans into it.

5. It’s Better Than the Sober Version

The book is funny on its own. But Fordee’s stoned dramatic reading of it is funnier. That’s the magic of dabbing story time — cannabis doesn’t ruin the experience, it amplifies it. More emotion, more commitment, more random side commentary. Better content.

About the Once Upon A Dab Series

Dabbing story time 1 is where the “Once Upon A Dab” series begins. If you enjoy watching someone get very stoned and attempt to read things with theatrical sincerity, this is the series for you. Each episode features a different book, a different level of elevation, and the same Fordee commitment to doing the bit properly.

Frequently Asked Questions

What book does Fordee read in dabbing story time 1?

Fordee reads Go the F to Sleep by Adam Mansbach — the famous adult parody bedtime book. It’s written in the style of a children’s book but from the perspective of a frustrated parent. Stoned Fordee reads it with full theatrical drama, which makes it even funnier than intended.

Is dabbing story time a recurring series on Herbistry420?

Yes — “Once Upon A Dab” is a recurring bit on the Herbistry420 channel. Dabbing story time 1 is the first episode. The premise is always the same: get stoned, pick up a book, and read it with total dramatic commitment. The results are consistently entertaining.

Why is stoned story time so entertaining?

Cannabis amplifies creativity, emotion, and commitment to a bit. When you’re high and trying to read something out loud with a straight face, every line becomes an event. The contrast between the simple material and the elevated interpretation is what makes dabbing story time work as a format.

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