Welcome to Dabbing Story Time 2 — where Fordee gets absolutely blasted and then attempts to do something requiring focus and coherence. This time: a bedtime story. It does not go well. Thirty-eight minutes in and not a single clean take. The wind whispers soft through the grass. The field mice make not a peep. Fordee makes approximately zero peeps of sense.
Dabbing Story Time 2: Once Upon A Dab
The premise of Dabbing Story Time 2 is simple: get properly stoned via dab, then attempt to read a story out loud in a way that makes sense. The complication arrives quickly. After 38 minutes and a bowl (or two), Fordee isn’t sure he can make it through the story. The answer, as it turns out, is: not really. But the attempt is worth watching.
Why You Can’t Do a Take Two When You’re This High
One of the fundamental challenges in Dabbing Story Time 2 is the take two problem. In normal video production, if you mess up, you just re-record. Dab too hard first, and that option disappears. By take two, you’re even more stoned than before. By take three, you’ve forgotten what you were trying to say entirely. Dabbing Story Time 2 exists in that sweet spot where Fordee knows he’s too gone to redo it — so the first take is the final take, imperfections and all.
5 Signs You’re Too High to Do a Take Two
1. You’ve Been on the Same Sentence for 38 Minutes
If almost 40 minutes have passed and you’re still staring at page one, it might be time to accept that this is the take. As seen in Dabbing Story Time 2, the wind whispers soft through the grass can become an entire meditation when you’re properly medicated.
2. You’re Questioning Whether to Finish
“I don’t know if I should finish this” is a thought that only arrives when you’re too high to assess risk accurately. The fact that you’re having it means you definitely should not attempt another dab before the next take.
3. The Words Stop Making Sense
You read the words. You understand each word individually. Putting them together in a continuous, flowing, meaningful way is the challenge in Dabbing Story Time 2. The field mice make not a peep is a perfectly reasonable sentence. At 38 minutes of being blasted, it’s basically poetry.
4. You’ve Started Narrating in Your Own Accent
Part of the charm of Dabbing Story Time 2 is watching the internal monologue leak out. The story is supposed to be a formal bedtime read. What comes out is something else entirely. The character of the narrator shifts as the session progresses.
5. You Know You Can’t Redo It — But You’re Posting Anyway
The final stage of Dabbing Story Time 2 awareness: the realization that another bowl means another hour of being more gone, not less. So you post what you have. And somehow, that imperfect, mid-session disaster is funnier and more relatable than anything scripted could be.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is dabbing?
Dabbing is a method of cannabis consumption that involves vaporizing cannabis concentrates (wax, shatter, live resin, rosin, etc.) on a heated surface called a banger or nail, typically using a dab rig. Concentrates are significantly more potent than flower, which is why the effects in Dabbing Story Time 2 arrive so quickly and so thoroughly.
What are cannabis concentrates?
Cannabis concentrates are highly potent extracts made by separating terpenes and cannabinoids from the plant material. Depending on the extraction method, the result can be wax, shatter, oil, rosin, or live resin. A single dab can be many times more potent than a bowl of flower — which explains Dabbing Story Time 2 in a nutshell.
Is dabbing safe?
Dabbing is generally considered safer than combustion methods since you’re vaporizing, not burning. However, the high potency of concentrates means effects can be overwhelming, especially for inexperienced users. Start low, go slow, and don’t attempt any bedtime stories until you’ve assessed your tolerance level.
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