Every stoner has at least one funny stoner food delivery story. This is Forty’s. It involves credit card fraud, homemade glass candy, a suspicious 50% off deal, and two “burritos” that turned out to be the size of a computer mouse. Welcome to DGD Episode 011 — Bamboozled by Burrito Barcelona.
The Setup: High, Hungry, and Ordering Delivery
The day started rough. Someone committed fraud on one of Forty’s credit cards, forcing a cancellation and a new pin-required setup for every online transaction. By the time that was sorted, the homemade glass candy from the previous day had fully kicked in. He was high and hungry food order mode had fully activated — that particular state where cooking feels impossible and delivery apps feel like salvation.
This is exactly when ordering food high story moments happen. Judgment is compromised. Deals look better than they are. The fine print gets ignored. The stomach makes decisions the brain will regret.
The Restaurant: Red Flags in the Name
The restaurant in this funny stoner food delivery story was simply called “The Burritos.” No adjective. No location. No descriptor. Just: The Burritos. As Forty correctly notes, every legitimate burrito spot has a qualifier — Barcelona’s Burritos, Hot Burritos, 40’s Burritos, something. A restaurant with zero creativity in its name should have been the first warning sign. But there was a deal. Fifty percent off. Two burritos for the price of one. When you are blazed and hungry, a 50% off deal hits different than it should.
The Delivery: A Burrito Delivery Disappointment for the Ages
The order arrived at a reasonable speed. So far so good. Then Forty looked at the bag. The burrito delivery disappointment became immediately apparent: both “burritos” combined were barely bigger than a computer mouse. These were not burritos. These were empanadas. Large-ish empanadas, maybe, but empanadas nonetheless — pocket-sized, folded, and in no way resembling the full-sized burrito the word “burrito” implies.
The math hit shortly after: 50% off two burritos that are each half the size of a normal burrito means you effectively paid full price for one normal burrito’s worth of food, split across two tiny packages. They got him. They got him good.
3 Lessons From This Ordering Food High Story
Every stoner food delivery fail teaches something. Here are three hard lessons from this particular episode:
- A restaurant with zero name creativity is a red flag. If they cannot be bothered to add a single adjective to their restaurant name, the effort in the kitchen may be similarly minimal. “The Burritos” telling you everything you need to know while telling you nothing at all is a warning sign, not a charm.
- 50% off deals exist to introduce you to something you would not otherwise try. They work because they override rational cost-benefit analysis — especially when high. Two burritos at half price sounds like a win until you realize the portion size is also at half price.
- Never trust a photo without a scale reference. Every high and hungry food order mistake includes a moment where the photo looked bigger than reality. Check the weight in grams or the dimensions if listed. If neither is listed, proceed with appropriate suspicion.
The Universal Stoner Food Delivery Experience
What makes this funny stoner food delivery story resonate is how universal it is. The combination of munchies, delivery apps, and slightly impaired decision-making has produced similar stories for cannabis consumers everywhere. You order something because it looks amazing, it arrives and looks nothing like the photo, you eat it anyway because you are too hungry and too high to do anything else, and then you have a great story. That is the complete cycle.
Forty’s version ends with “well played, fools” — eating the tiny empanada burritos despite his grievances, because at the end of the day, food is food and he is hungry. The stoner food delivery fail completed. The story earned. The lesson noted for next time, with full awareness that next time the exact same thing will probably happen anyway.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the Herbistry420 DGD series?
DGD stands for Dear Ganja Diary — a segment on the Herbistry420 channel where host Forty shares commentary, opinions, funny stories, and observations while medicated. It is a candid, unscripted format that covers everything from social media entitlement to burrito delivery disappointment. No topic is too small or too random.
Why is ordering food high so dangerous?
Ordering food high story moments happen because cannabis can amplify appetite while simultaneously reducing critical thinking about value and portion size. Deals look better, photos look more appetizing, and the urgency of hunger makes it easy to skip the fine print. The fix is simple: have snacks ready before you get high, or set a food budget rule for when you are medicated.
What is glass candy?
Glass candy is an infused hard candy recipe covered in other Herbistry420 videos. It uses a sugar syrup cooked to hard crack stage, infused with cannabis, and poured into molds. It hits gradually — as demonstrated in this episode, Forty ate some the day before and was still feeling it hours later when the burrito situation unfolded.
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