Welcome to funny stoner story time — Herbistry420 edition. This episode features one of Fordee’s most chaotic cannabis adventures: a bus trip to Laughlin, Nevada where a misread edible package turned into a 125mg disaster. If you’ve ever wondered what accidentally taking too many edibles on a bus feels like, this story has all the details — plus 5 hard-earned lessons you can steal without suffering the consequences.
Funny Stoner Story Time: The 125mg Edible Bus Trip
About 10 years ago, Fordee’s friend organized a bus trip from Los Angeles to Laughlin, Nevada — think Vegas’s budget stepchild — for veterans through the VFW. Most passengers were in their 70s. Fordee and his buddy were the degenerates in the back with a half bottle of Jack Daniels. Classic setup for a funny stoner story time.
Halfway through the trip, a friend slides over and secretly hands Fordee a package of gummies. Five gummies. 50mg each. 250mg total. She says: “I know you like weed — enjoy.” What a friend. Here’s where the story becomes a stoner story time edibles gone wrong classic.
The Dosage Misread That Started It All
Fordee and his buddy flip over the package. It reads: Dosage = One. Not “one gummy.” Not “one piece.” Just “one.” Drunk on Jack Daniels, the logic that hit was clear: the dosage is one package. So they split it. Two and a half gummies each. 125mg of edibles each — on a bus, drunk, with nowhere to go. This is the foundation of every accidentally took too many edibles on a bus story ever told.
At the time, Fordee’s edible tolerance was around 10mg. He now takes 30mg nightly without issue, and 125mg edibles experience on a bus would floor almost anyone. The math was brutal. They were cooked.
What 125mg Edibles on a Bus Actually Feels Like
The 125mg edibles experience on a bus that followed was something neither of them would forget. Fordee describes it as feeling like a locked-in coma — he could see, hear, and feel everything, but speaking and moving were nearly impossible. His buddy went full stone statue: completely shut down, non-responsive, getting wet-willied by the purple-haired girl behind them and not even reacting.
At the rest stop, Fordee managed to get off to use the bathroom. A man in his mid-70s approached him, recognized the state he was in, and offered “nose nachos” — a bump of something energetic — to help him function. It let Fordee talk again but kept him wired and unable to sleep. He describes it as going from one kind of horrible to a different kind of horrible.
5 Lessons from This Funny Stoner Story Time
- Read the cannabis edible package dosage carefully — “Dosage = One” means one unit, not one package. Always read the cannabis edible package dosage before eating anything.
- Know your tolerance before escalating — 10mg tolerance ≠ 125mg territory. Never jump doses, especially in public situations.
- Never mix edibles and alcohol before a long trip — the combination amplified everything and there was no escape. A bus is not the place to accidentally took too many edibles on a bus experiment.
- Have an exit strategy — if you’re going to consume edibles, be somewhere safe where you can rest if needed.
- Stoner story time ends with lost vacation time — they slept for 4 hours upon arriving in Laughlin instead of gambling. Day one: gone.
Frequently Asked Questions
What should I do if I accidentally take too many edibles?
If you’ve accidentally took too many edibles on a bus or anywhere else: stay calm, find a safe place to sit or lie down, drink water, eat something sugary or fatty, and wait it out. The feeling is temporary even if it doesn’t feel that way. CBD can sometimes help counteract a THC overdose by competing for the same receptors.
How do I read cannabis edible package dosage correctly?
Always read the cannabis edible package dosage as the per-piece amount, not the total package amount. If a package says “250mg, 5 servings,” that means 50mg per serving — not 250mg per dose. When in doubt, start with half a single serving and wait 2 hours before taking more.
How long does a 125mg edible experience last?
For most people, especially those with low tolerance, a 125mg edibles experience can last 6–10 hours. Peak effects usually hit around 2–3 hours after ingestion and can be overwhelming for those not accustomed to high doses. Sleep is often the best remedy — which is exactly what Fordee and his buddy did when they finally made it to Laughlin.
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