Here’s a short from the Herbistry420 Jokes series that builds beautifully to its punchline. The setup: a young girl runs to her mom announcing that my monkey is growing hair. Mom calmly explains it’s perfectly normal. The girl gets excited — tells her older sister at dinner — and the older sister’s reply absolutely steals the show. Short, sweet, and guaranteed to get a reaction.
My Monkey is Growing Hair — The Full Joke Broken Down
A young girl wakes up and runs to her mom with big news — she’s noticed she’s growing hair in a new place. Her mom, playing it completely cool, tells her not to worry: “That’s just your monkey growing hair, darling.” The girl is thrilled. “My monkey’s growing hair!”
Later that evening, the whole family is at the dinner table — mom, dad, the daughter, and her older sister. Buzzing with excitement, the girl turns to her big sister and announces: “Sis, you’re never gonna believe it — my monkey’s growing hair!”
The older sister barely blinks. “Well that ain’t nothing — my monkey’s already eating bananas.”
It’s a clean example of a joke that works on multiple levels simultaneously — innocent on the surface, completely adult underneath. The family dinner setting gives it that extra layer of awkwardness that sends the punchline into orbit.
Adult Humor Done Right — 3 Things This Joke Gets Perfect
Not all adult jokes are created equal. The best ones have structure, misdirection, and a payoff that earns the laugh. Here’s what this joke nails:
- Earned misdirection: The joke spends time building an innocent premise before pulling the rug out. You’re not expecting the older sister’s line because the setup frames everything as a coming-of-age moment.
- Perfect setting: The dinner table with mom, dad, and both sisters is a comedic stage. The unspoken reactions — especially the dad — are left entirely to your imagination, which is funnier than spelling them out.
- Economy of words: Under 30 seconds. No filler. Every line serves the joke. That’s sharp joke-writing — especially for a #shorts format where you have almost no time to waste.
Herbistry420’s Jokes series consistently delivers this kind of tight, well-structured adult humor in short form. Perfect for a quick laugh between sessions or to share with friends who appreciate sharp comedy.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the “my monkey is growing hair” joke about?
It’s a family dinner joke where a young girl uses her mom’s euphemism to announce puberty at the table. Her older sister’s comeback — “my monkey’s already eating bananas” — lands as the punchline, recontextualizing the innocent setup as something far more adult.
Is this joke appropriate for all audiences?
This is an adult joke with implied sexual content. It’s suitable for mature audiences who enjoy double-entendre humor, but is not appropriate for children or general mixed company. Best shared with adults who appreciate this style of comedy.
Where can I find more jokes like this on Herbistry420?
The Herbistry420 Jokes category has a growing collection of adult humor shorts — Little Johnny jokes, one-liners, situational comedy, and more. New clips are posted regularly alongside cannabis reviews and gear content.
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