Stoner text messages are a real thing — and they’re hilarious. After 3 weeks without dabbing, Fordee returned from a family trip to California, loaded up the ISpure Daab Can with some fire live hash rosin, and proceeded to send some truly questionable texts to friends before ending up way too high at McDonald’s. This one’s a short, authentic slice of stoner life that anyone who’s ever broken a tolerance break can relate to.
Stoner Text Messages: When Cannabis Has Other Plans
We’ve all been there. You decide to finally break your tolerance break with something strong. One dab turns into two. Suddenly you’re texting your friends things that make perfect sense in your head but look absolutely unhinged to everyone else — classic stoner text messages.
In this video, Fordee hits live hash rosin through the ISpure Daab Can fresh off a 3-week-plus cannabis break. The result? Pure, unfiltered stoned chaos: texts sent, McDonald’s visited, and a genuine struggle to stay awake past 9:00 PM.
Back from Cali After a 3-Week Tolerance Break
Tolerance breaks are no joke, and coming back to cannabis after weeks off is a whole different experience. After over 3 weeks without dabbing and a family trip to California, hitting live hash rosin — described as “redonkulous” — sent Fordee into a level of highness that most seasoned cannabis users haven’t felt in a long time.
The combination of a full reset tolerance and high-quality live hash rosin created the perfect storm for an evening of stoner text messages, existential fast food visits, and general chaos. It’s honestly a reminder that the best cannabis experiences aren’t always planned — sometimes they just happen on a Tuesday night when you’re back home and exhausted.
5 Signs Your Stoner Text Messages Have Gone Too Far
You might need to put the phone down when:
- You text friends detailed descriptions of how high you are instead of, you know, anything else
- Your stoner text messages include timestamps because you genuinely can’t remember the order of events
- You show up at McDonald’s and immediately realize you shouldn’t be in public — but order anyway
- Staying awake until 11 PM feels like a genuine mission impossible situation
- You’re recording a video just to have something to focus on so you don’t fall asleep at 8:30
Sound familiar? That’s the beauty of cannabis culture — these moments are universal, relatable, and genuinely funny in retrospect.
Too High to Be Out in Public?
One of the most relatable aspects of this video is the moment Fordee realizes — while standing inside a McDonald’s — that he is absolutely, categorically too high to be out in public. “Nobody should be out this high,” he admits, with the kind of self-awareness that only arrives once it’s already too late.
If you’ve had a long t-break and you’re planning to come back with live hash rosin through an e-rig, maybe keep your plans for the evening small. Order delivery. Stay home. Save the stoner text messages for people who’ll find them funny in the morning.
Frequently Asked Questions
What are stoner text messages?
Stoner text messages are texts sent while very high on cannabis — usually overly detailed, enthusiastic, oddly philosophical, or completely incoherent. They’re a beloved staple of cannabis culture and a great source of post-session entertainment when you read them sober the next morning.
Is it normal to get extremely high after a tolerance break?
Absolutely. After even a week or two without cannabis, your CB1 receptor sensitivity resets significantly. Coming back to concentrates like live hash rosin after 3+ weeks off is a completely different experience than your daily sessions — expect to feel much higher from a much smaller amount.
What is live hash rosin?
Live hash rosin is a solventless cannabis concentrate made by pressing fresh or frozen ice water hash (bubble hash). It preserves more terpenes than conventional concentrates, delivering rich flavor and high potency. It’s considered one of the premium tiers of cannabis concentrates — not for beginners, as Fordee notes in the video.
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