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what do you think about stoned

So — what do you think about stoned? Fordee from Herbistry420 gets that question from his buddy constantly. And rather than just shrugging and saying “stuff,” he built an entire video around it. Over a chill dab session with the iSpire Wand and Chill Steel Pipe, he shares the five wildest thoughts that have crossed his mind mid-high — from the origin of the alphabet to why his buddy thinks he remembers being a sperm. Pull up a couch, load a bowl, and let’s get into it.

What Do You Think About Stoned? Fordee’s 5 Wild Thoughts

These are the real, unfiltered things Fordee thinks about when he’s stoned. If you’ve had similar thoughts, you’re in good company:

  1. The alphabet origin rabbit hole. Who decided to put the letters in order — and why? Fordee went down a Google spiral on this mid-high and found out the Phoenicians organized the alphabet approximately 3,000 years ago to make it easier to share language across small villages. That’s the kind of stoned deep-dive that feels essential in the moment and completely irrelevant 20 minutes later.
  2. If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie? Classic stoner logic. The tomato-as-fruit debate opens up an entire rabbit hole of food categorization that feels genuinely important at 525°F. Fordee didn’t resolve it either. Nobody ever does.
  3. Why is his buddy’s competitive nature explained by sperm swimming speed? Fordee’s friend — a daily edibles user who doesn’t smoke — once claimed he remembers being a competitive sperm. Fordee pointed out the flaw in this immediately (no brain = no memory), but the man doubled down. “That’s where my competitive nature comes from.” Impeccable stoner logic.
  4. What exactly is he even doing right now? After one particularly milky hit off the iSpire Wand, Fordee straight up forgot he was making a video. He came back to awareness, looked at the camera, and said “wait — what am I doing?” Relatable doesn’t even cover it.
  5. Racing brain vs. one clear thought. Fordee’s default state is four thoughts at once — planning, analyzing, doing. But when he’s stoned, it narrows to one. He calls this “disconnecting” — similar to how you walk without thinking about lifting each knee. Cannabis slows the mental F1 race down to a gentle coast. Some people paint. Some people veg on TV. All of it is valid.

The iSpire Wand Setup in This Video

The dab setup in this video is the Chill Steel Pipe with an 18mm downstem and BlackLeaf shower head precooler — topped with the iSpire Wand banger. Fordee runs the Wand at 525°F for two hits: one big pull followed by a smaller second hit as the heat carries over. The ice in the Chill bong keeps the vapor cool and smooth. He notes that going below 500°F limits you to a single hit, while 525°F gives just enough residual heat for a small follow-up.

What Do Most People Think About When Stoned?

Cannabis affects everyone differently, but there are some common themes in the “what do you think about stoned” conversation. THC’s interaction with the prefrontal cortex can produce an increased sense of curiosity, novel associations between ideas, and a loosening of conventional thinking patterns. This is why stoners end up Googling things like “who invented the alphabet” at 11pm on a Tuesday. It’s not a bug — it’s a feature. The high creates space for thoughts that the sober brain dismisses as “not worth exploring.”

Frequently Asked Questions

What do you think about stoned — is it normal to overthink weird things?

Completely normal. Cannabis is known to increase associative thinking — the ability to connect unrelated ideas in novel ways. This is why random rabbit holes (like alphabet history) feel so meaningful during a session. It’s your brain exploring freely without the usual filters of urgency and practicality.

Does cannabis help with a racing mind?

For some people, yes. Fordee describes his sober brain as running four parallel tracks at once. Cannabis narrows that to a single focused thought — which he finds calming and creatively useful. Lower doses work best for this effect; very high doses can sometimes increase anxiety rather than reduce it. Always consult a healthcare professional if you’re exploring cannabis for mental health purposes.

What temperature should I set the iSpire Wand for dabs?

Fordee settled on 525°F for this session. Below 500°F you may only get one hit. At 525°F you can usually get a small second hit from residual heat. Higher temperatures produce bigger clouds but sacrifice flavor. Find your sweet spot and comment it below — Fordee’s still collecting data on this one.

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