So — what do you think about stoned? That’s the question Fordee’s buddy asks him constantly. And rather than just shrugging, Fordee built an entire Dear Ganja Diary session around it. Over a dab on the iSpire Wand and Chill Steel Pipe, he shared his 5 wildest stoner deep thoughts — from alphabet history to competitive sperm memory. What do you think about stoned? Probably weirder than you’d admit. Here are Fordee’s.
What Do You Think About Stoned? Fordee’s 5 Wild Thoughts
These are real, unfiltered things to think about stoned — the kind that feel earth-shatteringly important mid-high and vaguely embarrassing sober. Fordee owns every single one:
- The alphabet origin rabbit hole. Who decided to put letters in that order? Fordee spiraled on this mid-dab and found out the Phoenicians organized the alphabet around 3,000 years ago to share language across villages. Pure stoner deep thoughts energy: feels vital in the moment, irrelevant 20 minutes later.
- If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie? This is peak things to think about when high territory. Classic stoner logic that never fully resolves. Fordee didn’t figure it out either. Nobody ever does.
- Why does his buddy remember being a competitive sperm? His friend — a daily edibles user — once told Fordee he remembers swimming really fast as a sperm because he had to beat the others. Fordee immediately pointed out the flaw: no brain, no memory. The man doubled down. “That’s where my competitive nature comes from.” Certified stoner deep thoughts right there.
- What is he even doing right now? After one milky hit off the iSpire Wand, Fordee forgot he was filming. He came back to awareness, looked at the camera, and said “wait — what am I doing?” Things to think about when high: apparently include the concept of being alive.
- Racing brain vs. one clear thought. Fordee’s default mode is four simultaneous thoughts. Stoned, it narrows to one. He paints in this state — the mental F1 race slows to a cruise. Cannabis as a cognitive narrow-down tool: valid for some, not for all.
Stoner Deep Thoughts: Why Cannabis Unlocks Them
Cannabis affects the prefrontal cortex in ways that increase associative thinking — connecting ideas that the sober brain dismisses as unrelated. This is why stoner deep thoughts like “who invented the alphabet” feel genuinely important at 11pm on a Tuesday. THC creates mental space for the questions your practical, task-oriented brain normally filters out. It’s not random noise — it’s your brain exploring freely.
Not everyone uses that space the same way. Some people think about stoned with full research mode activated: opening tabs, taking notes, going deep on a topic they’ll never return to. Others just vibe. Both are equally valid uses of a good dab session. What do you think about stoned? Leave it in the comments — Fordee genuinely wants to know.
Frequently Asked Questions
What do you think about stoned — why do thoughts get so weird?
Cannabis increases associative thinking — the mental tendency to link unrelated ideas in novel ways. When you think about stoned on a good sesh, your brain is operating with fewer filters, which is why questions like “who invented the alphabet” suddenly feel urgent. It’s a feature, not a bug.
Are stoner deep thoughts a sign of creativity?
Possibly. Stoner deep thoughts often involve connecting ideas across domains — science, history, food categorization — in ways that feel absurd but are genuinely curious. Some research suggests cannabis may temporarily increase divergent thinking (generating many ideas from a single starting point), though effects vary significantly by person and dose.
What are some fun things to think about when high?
Good things to think about when high: the origin of words, why humans evolved certain habits, impossible food categorization debates, what animals might be thinking, or any question that starts with “wait, but who decided…” That last category will keep you occupied for hours. You’re welcome.
What temperature is best for the iSpire Wand?
Fordee settled on 525°F for this session. Below 500°F limits you to one hit; 525°F gives enough residual heat for a small follow-up. Higher temps make bigger clouds but sacrifice flavor. Experiment and drop your sweet spot in the comments.
References
- How Cannabis Affects the Brain — Healthline
- Phoenician Alphabet — Wikipedia
- Cannabis Health Effects — Health Canada
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