When she asks what are we — and you respond with pure confidence and a one-liner that leaves her speechless. This hilarious short video delivers exactly that kind of energy with 5 savage but funny relationship jokes that hit close to home. Whether you’re single, dating, or somewhere in that awkward gray zone, this relationship humor video is guaranteed to make you laugh.
When She Asks “What Are We?” — The Honest Answer
Every stoner who’s ever been in a situationship knows the feeling. You’re vibing, sharing a bowl, and then she drops the question: what are we? In this funny girlfriend joke video, the answer is delivered with the kind of calm confidence that only comes from not caring too much — and it’s hilarious.
The clip features a bold one-liner response when she asks about relationship status. The humor comes from the casual dismissal — essentially saying “go live your life, I’ll hit you up when I need you.” It’s the kind of dating humor that’s equal parts awful and relatable.
5 Funny “When She Asks What Are We” Responses for Dating Humor
If you loved this clip, here are 5 relationship jokes for when she pops the big question:
- “Toddle on back to your mundane life — I’ll call when I need you.” — The classic power move. Iconic.
- “We’re whatever you need us to be… until I decide otherwise.” — Commitment-phobe energy at its finest.
- “We’re in a Netflix partnership. I watch, you scroll.” — Modern romance defined.
- “I’m a one-woman kinda guy. You’re just not that woman right now.” — Honest, brutal, hilarious.
- “What are we? Best friends with terrible communication.” — The most accurate description of any situationship.
Why Dating Status Jokes Hit Different in the Cannabis Community
Relationship humor is universal, but stoners have a unique perspective on dating. When you’re high, everything feels deeper — including the “what are we” conversation. That’s what makes this dating status joke land so perfectly. It’s low-effort, high-reward comedy that captures the absurdity of modern relationships.
I’m a one-woman kinda guy in real life — but even I can appreciate the audacity of this response. Sometimes you just need to laugh at the chaos of casual dating, especially when you’re blazing and overthinking everything.
Relationship Jokes Funny Enough to Send to Your Ex
Seriously, if you’ve ever been ghosted after asking “what are we,” this video is for you. Send it to your friends. Send it to your ex. Post it to your story. This type of relationship humor video is the kind of content that gets shared because it’s painfully accurate.
More Jokes & Comedy on Herbistry420
Love stoner humor and relationship jokes? Check out more laughs in the Jokes category on Herbistry420 — from classic one-liners to situational comedy that hits differently when you’re blazed. Also check out Misc Videos for more short-form content like this.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the “when she asks what are we” joke about?
It’s a short comedy video featuring a confident, dismissive one-liner in response to the classic relationship question “what are we?” The humor comes from the audacity of the response — essentially telling someone to go back to their regular life until they’re needed.
Is this a stoner joke?
It’s a general relationship humor video, but the Herbistry420 audience will definitely appreciate the chill, unbothered energy. Stoner or not, anyone who’s been in a confusing situationship will relate.
Where can I find more funny relationship jokes?
Browse the Jokes section of Herbistry420 for more comedy content. There’s plenty of relationship humor, stoner jokes, and short funny videos to keep you entertained.
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