Have you ever used this line on a date and immediately regretted it — or had it go surprisingly well? Fordee from Herbistry420 drops one of the funniest stoner pickup lines in this quick cannabis humor short. I’m not saying I’ve used this line… but I’m not saying I haven’t. hahaha!
Have You Used This Line On a Date? Here’s What Happened
Cannabis culture has always had a playful side, and what better way to express it than with a little pickup line humor? Whether you’re on a first date at a dispensary or just vibing with your partner after a sesh, a well-timed stoner dating joke can break the ice like nothing else. This funny date line video from Herbistry420 captures exactly that energy.
The line? “If you haven’t had a massage from inside of your mouth, you are seriously missing out.” Pure comedy gold — the kind of funny dating joke that only makes sense after a solid smoke sesh. Tag someone who would actually use this line!
Why Stoner Humor Makes Dating More Fun
At Herbistry420, we believe cannabis and laughter are two of life’s greatest pleasures — and when you combine them with a little dating humor, the results are unforgettable. Whether it’s a quick funny dating joke shorts video or a full stand-up bit, stoner comedy brings people together.
Humor is genuinely one of the best social tools cannabis enthusiasts have. Studies suggest laughter reduces stress and builds connection — so the next time you’re wondering if you should drop a cheesy line, just go for it. Worst case, you get a funny story. Best case, you’ve got a new smoke buddy for life.
More Herbistry420 Dating Humor & Jokes
If this kind of herbistry420 dating humor is your vibe, you’re going to love the rest of the joke collection. From classic stoner one-liners to silly cannabis puns, there’s something for every type of humor here. Check out the Jokes category for more laughs, or browse Smoke / Vape / Blaze for full review content.
Frequently Asked Questions
Have you actually used this line on a date?
Fordee says he’s “not saying he has… but not saying he hasn’t.” Classic stoner non-answer. Watch the full funny date line video above to see the delivery in action!
What is Herbistry420?
Herbistry420 is a cannabis education and entertainment channel run by Fordee. We cover everything from vaporizer reviews and edible recipes to stoner jokes, cannabis culture, and more. Subscribe on YouTube and visit herbistry420.com for all the content.
Is this a cannabis-related pickup line?
It’s definitely the kind of joke that lands better after a nice sesh. The punchline works on multiple levels — which is exactly what makes it such great pickup line humor. Whether you’re a seasoned stoner or just cannabis-curious, this one’s bound to get a laugh.
Where can I find more stoner jokes from Herbistry420?
Head over to the Jokes category on Herbistry420.com for the full collection of cannabis humor videos. New shorts and joke videos are posted regularly!
References & Learn More
- Herbistry420 Jokes Category — More funny cannabis humor videos
- Smoke / Vape / Blaze — Cannabis consumption reviews and sessions
- Misc Videos — Random fun content from Herbistry420
- Laughter and Social Connection Research (NIH) — Why humor builds human connection
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