A dab session coked up sharks episode was not on anyone’s 2024 bingo card, but here we are. Fordee sits down with the Bomb E-Rig for a proper dabbing session and riffs on two genuinely wild real-world news stories: sharks off the coast of Brazil testing positive for cocaine, and a one-year-old baby who somehow survived two days alone on a Louisiana highway. Equal parts stoner commentary and actual news, this is what Herbistry420 does best.
The Setup: Bomb E-Rig Dab Session at 430 Degrees
The dab session coked up sharks episode uses the Bomb E-Rig — an electric dab rig that Fordee had already reviewed the week before, but felt the review didn’t capture what makes it great. So he went back in for a full session to give it a proper showcase. Loaded up, ball cap closed, five clicks to power on, two clicks to start heating. The countdown begins, temp set to 430°F, battery at full charge.
The first hit is a big one. Milky, lung-expanding, slightly over-ambitious — exactly the kind of hit that makes you realize the dab session is officially going to go somewhere interesting. The Bomb E-Rig has a large oven for its size and price point, includes a joystick ball cap, and hits harder than its entry-level classification suggests. The one trade-off is that the glass isn’t upgradeable beyond one additional optional piece, and there are no aftermarket atomizer options. But for what it is, it delivers.
Dab Session Coked Up Sharks: What the News Actually Said
The first news story discussed in this dab session coked up sharks episode is the one that started it all: spinner sharks off the coast of Brazil tested positive for cocaine. Not just a couple of sharks — every single sample. Researchers believe the source is drug traffickers dumping product into the sea to avoid law enforcement seizures. The concentration of cocaine in the water has reached a level where the marine life absorbs it directly.
Fordee’s perspective comes from personal experience as a spearfisher. He’s spent time in the Mediterranean, and while shark encounters are rare there, the idea of cocaine-addled sharks in any ocean is enough to give any diver pause. His analysis: a coked-up shark would either be extremely chatty and social (wanting to tell you about their week) or aggressively confrontational. The Goodfellas reference lands well. Either way, you probably don’t want to be in the water with one.
Beyond the comedy, there’s a real environmental concern here. Sustained cocaine contamination of marine ecosystems is largely unstudied, and what it does to fish, turtles, and other ocean wildlife is unknown. The volume of product being dumped into the ocean to escape drug enforcement operations is staggering, and the sharks are just the visible symptom of a much larger chemical pollution problem.
Super Baby: The Second Story of the Session
Article two in this dab session is what earned the “Super Baby” title. A one-year-old infant was found crawling on a Louisiana highway after reportedly surviving alone for two days. A trucker spotted the baby and called it in. Two days on a summer highway in Louisiana — with the heat, the humidity, the alligators, and the traffic — and the baby was alive and reasonably okay. Fordee’s reaction is genuine and hilarious: he was about to crawl to his couch at home while baked, and thought better of it. This baby made that look like nothing.
The backstory adds a darker note. The baby’s older sibling had died two days prior under unclear circumstances, the mother was absent, and she was eventually found one state over. She was arrested for failing to report the child’s death. But the focus in this dab session stays on the survival story — a one-year-old human being on a highway for 48 hours is extraordinary, whatever else was happening.
Why Dab Sessions Work as a Commentary Format
The dab session coked up sharks format — smoke something, talk about something weird — is legitimately entertaining. The commentary gets funnier as the session progresses. Fordee isn’t a political commentator or a journalist, but he reads widely and his reactions to news stories while progressively higher are genuinely funny. The Bomb E-Rig earns its place in the video as a reliable co-star. Would love to see more episodes in this format.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the dab session coked up sharks video about?
A cannabis dab session with the Bomb E-Rig where Fordee discusses two real news stories: cocaine-contaminated sharks off Brazil’s coast, and a one-year-old baby who survived two days alone on a Louisiana highway.
Are the cocaine sharks story real?
Yes. Researchers found cocaine in every spinner shark sample tested near the Brazilian coast, attributed to drug traffickers dumping product into the ocean to evade law enforcement.
What E-Rig is used in this dab session?
The Bomb E-Rig, used at 430 degrees Fahrenheit. It’s an entry-level electric rig with a large oven, joystick ball cap, and solid vapor production. Save 10% with code Herbistry420.
Is the Bomb E-Rig worth buying?
For its price point, yes. The oven is large enough for full dabs, vapor production is strong, and it includes useful accessories. The main limitation is the lack of glass or atomizer upgrade options.
References
- Sharks Off Brazil Coast Test Positive for Cocaine — Sky News
- Environmental Impact of Cocaine Production — Wikipedia
- Cocaine: Effects, Addiction, and Risks — Healthline
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