Welcome to the Dear Ganja Diary stoned kayaking story — Episode 001 of the series where host 40 shares unfiltered, blazed life adventures. This episode has it all: a workout, an inflatable kayak, choppy ocean water, a subway maze while absolutely fried, and a quest for all-you-can-eat sushi that keeps going wrong in the funniest ways. This is what a ganja diary cannabis lifestyle looks like in real life.
Dear Ganja Diary — Episode 001: Stoned Kayaking Story
The day started well enough. Coffee, a croissant, some cardio, and a back workout — solid morning. Then 40 got blazed, because of course he did, and the bright idea hit: let’s go kayaking in the ocean.
The inflatable kayak while high mission began with a 10-minute walk carrying the deflated kayak — which sounds easy until you factor in that it is absolutely not easy when you’re high and your arms feel like they’re going to fall off. By the time the kayak was fully inflated at the beach (a 15-minute effort), 40 was already ready to go home. But stubbornness won.
Stoned Kayaking Misadventure — Ocean vs. 40
This Dear Ganja Diary stoned kayaking story has a villain: the ocean itself. The water was choppy, the back was already cooked from the morning workout, and every wave was a personal attack. Thirty to forty minutes on that water felt like an eternity — but 40 is stubborn, so he stayed out there until it felt like a respectable amount of time before paddling back to shore, defeated but satisfied.
Stoned kayaking misadventure lesson #1: Do not do back day before kayaking in choppy ocean water. Especially while blazed.
High Getting Lost on the Subway
Exhausted from the kayak adventure, the evening plan shifted to all-you-can-eat sushi. Thirty minutes away by subway — two train changes. Getting there while absolutely toasted turned into a navigational nightmare. The ganja diary cannabis lifestyle doesn’t always translate well to Google Maps.
At one point, 40 was staring at his phone trying to walk to the blue dot on the map — not realising that he was the blue dot. He was already there. Walking in circles, completely high getting lost while the map showed him standing exactly where he needed to be. That’s the high getting lost subway story in a nutshell.
The Sushi Quest That Kept Going Wrong
After the subway confusion, they made it to the all-you-can-eat sushi restaurant — except it wasn’t all-you-can-eat anymore. Wrong restaurant. So they looked up another spot nearby, walked 10 more minutes, arrived at 7:50pm, and discovered it didn’t open until 8pm. A full day of near-misses, sore muscles, and bad decisions — but honestly, isn’t that just what a ganja diary cannabis lifestyle entry looks like sometimes?
What is Dear Ganja Diary?
Dear Ganja Diary is the Herbistry420 series where 40 shares real, unscripted stories from daily life through the lens of cannabis culture. No recipes, no how-tos — just honest, funny, and relatable tales from someone who loves to blaze and live. Episode 001 is the ultimate stoned kayaking misadventure that sets the ganja diary cannabis lifestyle tone perfectly: ambitious plans, high execution, and chaotic results.
This Dear Ganja Diary stoned kayaking story is the first episode of what promises to be an entertaining series. If you love hearing about the unfiltered adventures that come with the inflatable kayak while high lifestyle, this series is for you.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the Dear Ganja Diary series?
Dear Ganja Diary is a personal video diary series by 40 from Herbistry420. Each episode shares a real-life adventure, story, or experience from a cannabis enthusiast’s daily life — relatable, unscripted, and honest about the ganja diary cannabis lifestyle.
Is kayaking while stoned a good idea?
Based on this stoned kayaking misadventure, the verdict is: it can be fun, but maybe don’t do a full back workout first, and definitely pick a calm day. Ocean kayaking while high in choppy water after an arm workout is a recipe for suffering — but great content.
How do I navigate when I’m high getting lost?
The classic high getting lost subway story lesson: if Google Maps shows your blue dot right where you’re trying to go, you’re already there. Take a breath, look around, and trust the dot. Every inflatable kayak while high adventure ends with a reminder that you’re not lost — you’re just high.
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